two things: I hate change and having my routines interrupted. I hate things being the same it’s boring
ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned
the smell of Home Depot is cathartic
fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department
Stop romanticizing home depot
pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you
guide 4 teens
- tell the cops nothing
- tell the paramedics everything
- ur eyebrows are fine
Best thing about chickens is how chicken shaped they are. You guys know what I mean.


